i go by rachelle or shell or your majesty, whatever floats your boat.
let's be friends :)
Reblog if you
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a hug
a cookie
a turtle
sex
could be any one of these things or all does not have to be in this order =D
I could get a hug and we have a turtle.
But I would love some cookie sex.
I mean, sex and a cookie.
I’d like a cookie. And a hug. And sex. And then some Chinese food and a nap and a movie, but those weren’t on the list. And more sex. And probably some more cookies. Baking would be good.
i like how a turtle is listed on here…
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
THIS
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this would be a fantastic ringtone when my parents are calling me
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everyone must have this on their blog
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the plants name is called “makahiya” and hiya in tagalog means “shy”.
whenever you touch the plants leaves, they immediately fold up together looking as if its really shy hence the name.
thigmotropism <3
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Oh, magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
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Guilty Rage. Fuck yeah.Witch’s Death!
Black Temple
Dark Zombie. Oh yeah.
Hell’s Gods.
Dark Gods.
Dark Spawn! ROWR!
Iron Vengeance. Da fuq?! Am I Batman?
Right, I’d suppose that’d be Iron Justice.
Close enough.Foresaken Temple
Yeah, I’d listen to them.
“We are…. Iron Henchmen!”
Oh, god, even my heavy metal band name sounds nerdy.
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
| Them: | look |
| Me: | I saw that already |
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
i just had some chicken period it was delicious
At least their menstruation cycle is edible. Mine isn’t good for anything!
this just makes me hungrier
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